Stuff Happens - Other than Broken Appliances!
In business news, Todd usually enjoys being
an attorney, although the occasional crazy client can be taxing.
Todd and Alli are enjoying Friday date night
dance lessons. Todd is, surprisingly
light on his feet, and quite a swell dancer.
So is Alli (not surprising). They
are anxious to keep older kids from having a life lest they have to start
finding sitters again.
Sophie is wrapping up the final quarter of
her first year as a teenager. Her mother and father have mixed feelings about
this whole teenager thing. They are
apprehensive as two more sisters are hot on her high heels.
Janelle and Brooke are
enjoying the glorious age of 11 when they are still free of the restrictive
self-consciousness that comes with adolescent hormones. Lack of self-consciousness is wonderful for
the two of them, but at times embarrasses their older (“restricted”)
sister. It also prompts them to ask for
things like umbrella hats for Christmas.
Sassy and independent, Claire is busy making
her mark on everything she comes across.
She is excelling in school and reading like an old pro, complete with
passionate inflection – she can’t help herself, she’s a passionate girl. Which may explain why she allegedly punched a
boy in class for trying to look at her paper (details are still a little fuzzy).
As the baby of the family, Eden pretty much gets away with everything. When asked what her chore is (as everyone
else is sweeping or doing dishes or something) she always answers “to being
cute!”
An Interview with Eden
Who is the most beautiful
person in the world?
Me
Who are you going to marry?
Dopey
[Sophie]
Where are you going to get
married?
In
the bathroom.
Why do you want to get
married in the bathroom?
Because
the grass is wet.
What’s your favorite food?
Soup.
Can you tell me a funny
joke?
Knock,
knock
Who’s there?
Banana
head.
Banana head who?
Someone
pooped on your head!
Personals
SWF, age 13, seeks
member(s) of One Direction for possible long-term commitment. Enjoys sunsets and long walks on the
beach. Is willing to put up with
long-distance relationship while band is touring
Claire’s Classifieds
300
paper fans for sale. 50 cents
apiece. Buy any amount or all of
them. They’re really amazing paper fans.
Comics - by Janelle and Brooke:


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