A couple of creative definitions from a couple of funny twins (while playing Balderdash):
Weke- The kind of milk that comes from a rooster (there are so many things wrong with this that I just couldn't help but vote for it!)
Cuggermugger- The onomonopia of a very loud and disruptive wet toot caused by a leopard. (I was impressed that the child knew the word onomonopia!)
Palliard - The substance which an extramely desperate pimply person would rub on the face to rid themself of zits
misopedia - the wannabe wikipedia (this one was actually Sophie's definition)
And a short story that proves that Sophie is still a dork too:
She had chapped lips and I suggested she use her toothbrush to gently exfoliate some of the dead skin (it works - I read it in a magazine). The next day after she got ready for bed, she said, "Mom, remember when you told me to use my toothbrush to exfoliate my lips?" "Yes," I replied. "Well, what would happen if I used it on my whole face?" Too late, she already did.
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Once in 6th grade, I took a toothbrush to my nose with DISH DETERGENT. It made sense in my pubescent mind that I could scrub out all of the blackheads that had invaded my nose pores. FAIL.
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